Andy Cohen, the genius that is evil Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise, promised their 3rd autobiographical guide could be “bigger, better and dishier. “
Cohen informs all in “Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries, ” work which he freely acknowledged was likely to annoy lots of associated with the people he is met over the road to success.
The guide lands to get Nov. 15.
The 48-year-old man-about-town that is gay specially frank about their busy sex-life into the book that covers the stretch from Sept. 7, 2014, to May 30, 2016.
“Woke up by having a cheerleader from Georgia Tech, ” reads an average entry.
Nevertheless the primary occasion is Cohen’s highly expected threesome by having a tan, muscled mechanic and also the guy’s gorgeous, blond gf.
Whenever pseudonymous Jake and Angela sent Cohen an image “that left almost no to your imagination” he had been fascinated.
Cohen, whom writes which he “doesnot want to perish with out loved a female, ” then crowd-sourced the basic concept with buddies.
His pal that is good Kelly ended up being sweetly supportive as constantly: “Jake’s really handsome and Angela is stunning and I also have always been delighted for your needs. “
Her spouse Mark Consuelos delivered a text that is one-word “Dude. “
And Sarah Jessica Parker, practical as constantly, offered these suggestions: “Remember every thing. “
Unfortunately, it had been not to ever be. While Cohen got stoned using the couple and “did things with a lady for the time that is first three decades, ” the highly-anticipated night associated with special day ended up being a dud.
He broke the news that is bad Ripa, whom continues to be “simply interested in my thrupple” — but confesses he is still strained by his male/female “virginity. “
Cohen details another intriguing and difficult menage a trois: Anderson Cooper, Kathy Griffin and himself.
Cooper, the silver-haired fox and CNN anchor, is famously Cohen’s companion. They FaceTime one another within the wee hours, each tucked during sex in the home.
A year ago, the pair took their relationship on your way, touring with “AC2: a romantic Evening with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen — Deep Talk and Shallow Tales. “
But Griffin, the comedian that is outrageously vulgar also proudly lays claim to Cooper’s affections. The 2 co-host CNN’s yearly brand brand New 12 months’s Eve show from instances Square, with Griffin gleefully likely to lengths to notably shock the reserved Cooper.
Cohen snipes at Griffin times that are several the guide. Exiting Joan streams’ memorial in 2014 hand and hand along with her, Cohen decided never to break the embarrassing silence.
“She’d been s–t talking me personally previously this week, ” he writes.
At another point, Griffin texted him by having an urgent demand discussion — and Cohen blew her down. Her, he had been frustrated to listen to she desired to discuss whether or perhaps not to simply take Rivers’ i’m all over this “Fashion Police. As he finally got in to”
Griffin took the task but later quit the show, issuing a high-minded declaration claiming she did not would you like to subscribe to “a tradition of unattainable perfectionism. “
Cohen greeted her reviews with derision.
“this woman is the cooking pot calling the kettle black colored. She’s got been body-shaming for years, ” Cohen sniped to Cooper, their visitor regarding the celebrityfest that is five-night-a-weekWatch just What Happens real time. “
Other journal entries provide fabulous snippets from Cohen’s fabulous life, including his dither over going to Madonna’s 57th birthday celebration at her “massive” horse farm in Bridgehampton.
Friends convinced him it absolutely was well well worth the trouble to go out of his fabulous Fire Island rental in belated August for the Gypsy-themed that is spanish party. Madonna, needless to say, ended up being seated on a throne. Cohen guesses the ongoing celebration set her back $1.5 million.
Cohen had been mollified when their supper lovers included Paul McCartney along with his spouse, Nancy. He previously a chat that is nice Madonna about her children — and received a hug from her son Rocco.
Later on into the guide, he consoles the Material Girl after a failed effort to get together again with Rocco after an ugly custody battle together with his dad, Guy Ritchie.
The sweetest party scene is the 50th birthday celebration tossed by Matthew Broderick for spouse Parker in the famed Bemelmans Bar within the Carlyle in March 2015. Buddies performed songs from “Annie, ” the Broadway musical Parker starred in at age 12.
Cohen stumbled through “You’re never ever Fully Dressed Without a grin” before more seasoned performers took over. Broderick performed “Little Girls, ” but it was Parker’s then-12-year-old son, James Wilkie Broderick, whom won the evening.
“James Wilkie broke our hearts making us sob singing ‘Maybe’ directly to their mama, ” Cohen writes.
While Cohen’s relationship with Parker is near adequate to add privileges that are drop-in impromptu dishes and household nights, he is additionally her escort when it comes to star-studded occasions such as the Met Gala.
In 2015, Parker’s Chinese-inspired headpiece had been therefore massive she had to drive within the motor vehicle along with her head tilted awkwardly to your part.
On arrival, Cohen had his choose of mega-celebrities to fan-crush on.
Cher made enjoyable of their goofy grin. He really knelt at Madonna’s part, consoling her throughout the nasty speak about her age. Parker asked Justin Bieber exactly how he had been enjoying his Met that is first Ball and he asked her if it “gets crazy. “
Cohen interrupted: “Well, the club is high for your needs on that. “
At the 2016 Met Ball, Cohen place their base with it more often than once. “Told Kanye (West) I nearly wore just just exactly what he did, ” he confesses. “Stupid. “
Later on during the club, Taylor Swift worried aloud whether there was clearly a spot on her to look at Lady Gaga perform. Cohen had an indication.
“Your buddy Katy is sitting into the part and there is a lot of space around her, ” Cohen stated. “She asked, ‘Katy who? ‘ and I also stated, ‘Perry, ‘ of which point she inform me that she is the opposite that is exact of buddy. “
Far too late, Cohen remembered the infamous feud between the 2 pop music celebrities. He attempted to make light by saying at the least Swift knew where you should avoid.
Swift did not laugh and don’t concur, making Cohen “totally mortified. ” Swift stalked down with one demand: Cohen had not been to say the event on their show. She’d be viewing.
Cohen had been delighted to know she had been a audience she might have dropped an F-bomb before “your show. Until he remembered”
Also Cohen’s kick-back-and-relax outings that are social with all the famous.
Jimmy Fallon and his spouse Nancy Juvonen, Drew Barrymore’s company partner, are buddies. This season at their Oscar-viewing celebration, he noticed a stench that is horrible prior to the show started.